Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead!
Ding dong, the Witch is dead! La la la, the Witch is dead! Ding dong, the Wicked Witch is dead!
Ok, so she's not literally dead, but she's officially moving out, which is the next best thing. Yes, folks, Pigeon Lady has decided to pack up her water bucket, her ridiculously powerful stereo and her size thirteen army boots and take her reign of terror to the south of France, where we hope that she moves in next to a bunch of well-armed dove hunters who will be more capable of appreciating her pigeon-feeding habits. The lady who runs the shop downstairs confirmed to us this morning that Pigeon Lady is moving out on November 6, and we have since found not one but THREE listings for her apartment. If the constant pigeon-feeding and opera-blaring weren't evidence enough of her insanity, the price that she's charging for her apartment (over €11,400 per square meter) certainly is. We can only hope that someone buys her place before she reconsiders moving out, so if you or anyone you know is in the market for an 85 square meter pad in the heart of Paris (or if you're simply curious to see where the bane of our existence lives), please pretty please check out the listings on Odeon Immobilier and Breteuil Immobilier.
Remember that scene from Rocky (the boxing movie, not the horror picture show) where Rambo eats a bunch of raw eggs and then gets chased around the neighborhood by a bunch of kids all the way up the stairs to the Supreme Court where he starts bouncing up and down in slow motion like Bo Diddley in 10? Yeah, that's what we're doing right now.
Ok, so she's not literally dead, but she's officially moving out, which is the next best thing. Yes, folks, Pigeon Lady has decided to pack up her water bucket, her ridiculously powerful stereo and her size thirteen army boots and take her reign of terror to the south of France, where we hope that she moves in next to a bunch of well-armed dove hunters who will be more capable of appreciating her pigeon-feeding habits. The lady who runs the shop downstairs confirmed to us this morning that Pigeon Lady is moving out on November 6, and we have since found not one but THREE listings for her apartment. If the constant pigeon-feeding and opera-blaring weren't evidence enough of her insanity, the price that she's charging for her apartment (over €11,400 per square meter) certainly is. We can only hope that someone buys her place before she reconsiders moving out, so if you or anyone you know is in the market for an 85 square meter pad in the heart of Paris (or if you're simply curious to see where the bane of our existence lives), please pretty please check out the listings on Odeon Immobilier and Breteuil Immobilier.
Remember that scene from Rocky (the boxing movie, not the horror picture show) where Rambo eats a bunch of raw eggs and then gets chased around the neighborhood by a bunch of kids all the way up the stairs to the Supreme Court where he starts bouncing up and down in slow motion like Bo Diddley in 10? Yeah, that's what we're doing right now.
3 comments:
All is right in the world. Congratulations on your soon to be liberty. Won't you miss the pigeons, though. They're soooo cute!
And if you are unable to set your clock properly, who can you count on to wake you up if the Pigeon Lady isn't there?
Life is full of challenges, isn't it?
Alas, there goes the highlight of the blog entries. But i GUESS it's worth it if you guys have peace of mind and a clean balcony...i GUESS
Note Lee's white man overbite as he's tappin' dat ass.
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