Wouldn't it be cool if we could trade "celebrities"? So like, because David Beckham is moving to LA, we send Britney Spears over to London. That would be awesome.
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According to international celebrity trading regulations, if you take Britney Spears, you are contractually obligated to take Paris Hilton, too.
I was just going to ask what that was and then I remembered. It's the one where they hold a press conference or something and they trade Tiger Woods, etc. right?
That's right, and the white race drafts Colin Powell, which the black race will accept only on the condition that they take Condoleeza Rice, too. Hilarity ensues.
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According to international celebrity trading regulations, if you take Britney Spears, you are contractually obligated to take Paris Hilton, too.
ahhh.... like the "race draft" in the Chappelle Show. Funniest skit ever.
I was just going to ask what that was and then I remembered. It's the one where they hold a press conference or something and they trade Tiger Woods, etc. right?
That's right, and the white race drafts Colin Powell, which the black race will accept only on the condition that they take Condoleeza Rice, too. Hilarity ensues.
Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken!
Wait a minute, wait a minute. I've always wanted to say this:
Fahshizzle.
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