Monday, July 16, 2007

Open letter to jogger lady

Dear jogger lady in the Jardin du Luxembourg,

If an almost 5 month big fat pregnant lady passes you while she's walking and you're jogging, it may be time to retire those running shoes and take up, I don't know, knitting or something. Just a thought.

Cordially,
Big fat pregnant lady

2 comments:

Lee said...

To be fair to the jogger, you ARE the fastest walker I know. Remember that time I threw out a hip trying to keep up with you? Or that other time when a cop pulled you over and gave you a warning? Good times, good times.

Anonymous said...

You DO walk incredibly fast, Pegs. It's really impressive. I can't only imagine your frustration, though, when you have to accompany a mosey-er anywhere.