Get thee to a nunnery! (Mouth of Pegs)
While looking at herself in the bathroom mirror before going for her morning walk:
Pegs: I don't want to wash my hair before I go work out, but I have to do something about this flip in my hair. I look like the flying nun.
Me (calmly appraising): Yeah, you'd better be careful. The nuns might mistake you for one of them and accidentally induct you into their convent.
Pegs: Well, that is my greatest fear: accidental induction into a nunnery.
Pegs: There, all better.
Me: You look great, babe. You'll be the sexiest nun out there.
Pegs: The sexiest pregnant nun.


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