Happy 7 monthaversary Sofia!

Sofia, today is your 7 monthaversary. Tell us, how do you feel?

Oh no! Why so sad? Is it because you're getting older? Or did you enjoy your seventh month that much?

No?  Huh.  Are you just tired because you partied hard?

Well, I hear the eighth month rocks.
No, I'm not pulling your leg.  I'm serious.

That's better.  Wanna go get some ice cream?

Psych!  You're too young to have ice cream.