This Is Why You're Fat
A Canadian colleague of mine sent me this link shortly before lunch yesterday. Even though it made me throw up a little bit in my mouth, I can't say that it didn't sound at least a little bit tempting. The good news, though, is that you don't need to wait until the fair rolls into town to enjoy all the fatty goodness; thanks to the matriarch of mayonnaise, Paula Deen, you can soak in calorific goodness all year round. And if you'd like a little variety, try out some of these artery cloggers, including Elvis' personal favorite (of which he would usually eat 12-15 in a sitting; and he fried them in bacon fat, not butter). Anyone else have any deadly decadent delicious delights you'd like to share?
2 comments:
Good lord, thisiswhyyourefat.com is absolutely disgusting, and yet I could not stop looking at it. It was like watching a truck get hit by a speeding train, if the train had bacon and Velveeta on it.
You can all rest easy now and enjoy your Elvis sandwiches. Just in! They aren't making you fat! You can blame it on plastic water bottles instead: http://stats.org/stories/2007/is_plastic_fat_mar07_07.htm
So go eat another cheeseburger and make sure to wash it down with coca-cola out of a CAN not a bottle.
(Yes I'm being sarcastic.)
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