From the Mouths of Pegs and Sofia

At the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure 5k, after the MC introduced a local TV anchor:

Pegs: Yeah, that's why I came: for the celebrities.

While driving around in the car this afternoon:

Sofia (to the tune of the happy birthday song): Happy mother's day to you, Mama! Happy mother's day to you, Daddy!

Pegs: Sofia, it's not mother's day for Daddy. It's only mother's day for girls.

Sofia (after a bit of thought): Happy mother's day to you, vagina!