Shocking Footage Shows 9/11 Terrorists Capable of "Laughing, Acting Human"

Shocking new footage of two 9/11 terrorists "laughing" has been released in what some experts are calling "irrefutable evidence that the 9/11 terrorists were actual persons armed to the teeth with senses of humor." This tape, says Dr. Harvey W. Banger of the Louisiana Institute for the Study of Counterterrorism, provides a strong argument that the 9/11 terrorists were "the sort of people who might have enjoyed a good joke" or even "found certain things to be funny". To date, senior officials in the Bush administration have insisted that those who committed the terrorist acts on September 11 2001 were cruel and barbaric monsters incapable of feeling even basic human emotions such as joy, mirth or even slight bemusement, but the tape obtained by CNN provides images that would argue otherwise. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld acknowledged that although the terrorists could be seen laughing, "it's most likely at something that the majority of Americans would find completely unfunny. Like Gallagher."

As of press time, members of the senior intelligence community refused to speculate as to whether persons of Middle Eastern descent are generally capable of feeling other emotions, including anger, frustration and a rising thirst for revenge against the unchecked arrogance of American imperialism.