Just in time for the gift-giving season.......

......the Turd Twister!

I have no idea why, but after I posted my comment to this post I googled turd. I'm not kidding. And I found the Turd Twister!

The Turd Twister patented design features not only the E-Z Grip Sphincter Lok, but the Safe-T-Floss too.

Do I smell a Christmas gift? I think so.

Ok, I am putting the mouse down and I am slowly stepping away from the blog.