Don't worry, bee happy now

In a bizarre news story, beekeepers across the country are reporting that entire colonies of pollinating bees have been disappearing for no obvious reason, with losses ranging from 30 to up to 70 percent in certain areas. The phenomenon is a threat to the beekeeping industry, which is responsible for pollinating more than $14 billion worth of seeds and crops in the United States each year. Theories behind the recent string of disappearances range from poor genetic manipulations to aggressive immune suppression viruses (bee AIDS, if you will). My personal theory, though, is that the bees just got tired of being cooped up all the time working for the man, so they decided to split for a little fun in the sun. To support my hunch, I collected some video of one of the rogue bees engaged in some of their anti-authoritarian hi-jinks. No good, lazy, rebellious honeysuckers.