Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Do you smell worse than a homeless man's flea infested crotch?

Have you ever had that Not So Fresh Feeling? Yeah, me neither. But the person in line in front of me at the grocery store must have had that feeling back in 1995. And ignored it. If I have ever smelled something that rank before (after all, we do live down the street from the Timberland HUGs, the "THUGs" if you will) the smell must have been strong enough to kill a few brains cells, because I certainly don't remember it. I think grocery stores should have a rule. If you smell worse than a homeless man's flea infested crotch, you are not allowed to shop there. Period.

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