We didn't start the fire
John McCain and Hillary, Obama, Giuliani;
Al Gore, John Edwards, Wesley Clark and Gingrich;
Has-beens and front-runners, in-your-face back-stabbers;
Senators, mayors, generals and snitches.
We didn't choose these assholes
They were chosen for us
By the monied chorus
We didn't choose these assholes
You don't have to like it
But you cannot fight it.
Tom Tancredo, Huckabee, Richardson and Mitt Romney;
Fred Thompson, Tommy Thompson, Joe Biden, Kucinich;
Charles Hagel and Pataki. None of them appeal to me!
Each of them will fuck it up! Elections are such a bitch!
We didn't choose these assholes
They were chosen for us
By the monied chorus
We didn't choose these assholes
You don't have to like it
But you cannot fight it.
5 comments:
too funny. what in the world made you think of this?
Francois Bayrou anyone?
I am with Pegs. Where on earth did you come up with this?
Now what's going to happen is someone working on one of these people's campaigns will see this song, think it's really funny, delete their guy from the lyrics, and then post a YouTube version of it.
Kind of like the following?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h3G-lMZxjo
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