You know what's funny?

You know they sell food on Amazon.com right? And you know on Amazon you can buy a used item from an independent merchant? Well, for the food options on Amazon, when they show the price underneath the item it says "Buy new ..." As if there would be any other option. Like, people go on Amazon looking for used food items or something. How funny would that be? Next time someone asks me what I do, I'm going to say that I'm a used food merchant.