From the mouth of Pegs

Lamenting her perceived shortfall of the callipygian ideal:

Pegs: My butt is too flat.

Me: What are you talking about? You have a nice little butt!

Pegs (pouting): No, I don't. People like round butts. Not once in the history of the world has a guy looked at a flat ass and thought to himself, "Yeah, I'd like to tap that."