Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser

I had eye surgery yesterday to repair a lesion on my retina. I was in and out in twenty minutes, but it was far from pleasant. The doctor used a laser to create a series of small scars around the lesion to prevent it from getting larger, essentially stitching around the tear. Although one or two zaps of the laser aren't painful, a whole series of them is enough to give you quite a headache. It felt like someone was taking a dull ice pick and poking the back of my eye while simultaneously jabbing into my frontal lobe. Plus I couldn't see much for three hours afterwards and everything out of the right eye was pink until I got home. If you'd like to learn more about the technique, check out this instructional video.