From the Mouth of Pegs

I had a bad dream last night that I lost my job, we lost all our savings and then Pegs left me. It was haunting because, in this economy, losing my job and our savings isn't all that impossible, or even unlikely. This morning I started the conversation below:

Me: If I lost my job, would you leave me?

Pegs: What?

Me: Would you leave me if I lost my job?

Pegs: No, of course not.

Me: So what would you do?

Pegs: I'd get to know you.

Me: And THEN you'd leave me.

Pegs (turning back to the computer): Probably.