Mouth of Pegs (Sleeptalking Edition)
While in bed last night:
Pegs: [Indistinct mumbling]
Me (waking up with a sudden start): What? What is it? What's going on?
Pegs: Pancakes.
Me: What?
Pegs: Sofia has pancakes on her sleep sack.
Me: Pancakes? What are you talking about?
Pegs (exasperated): Sofia has a picture of pancakes on her sleep sack.
Me: You woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me that Sofia has a picture of pancakes on her sleep sack?
Pegs: Oh, did I wake you?
Me: It's ... 2:25 in the morning for crying out loud.
Pegs (rolling over): Pancakes.
1 comment:
You lie. I did no such thing. Sofia doesn't have pictures of pancakes on her sleep sack. It must have been the other woman you're sleeping with.
Post a Comment