From the Mouth of Sofia (Fire Safety Edition)

I went to pick Sofia up at school today, and when I arrived she was wearing a fire helmet and looking very excited. She threw her bag in the car and proceeded to explain to me that she was a fire chief and that the papers in her bag were all about fire safety.

Me: So, the papers tell you what to do if there's a fire?

Sofia: Uh-huh.

Me: Ok, so what would you do if there's a fire in the house?

Sofia: Get my fire hat!

I need to reconsider how much I'm paying in tuition....