She's baaaaack

Last night when we got back from a little evening stroll, we could tell from the vigorous stomping and clomping upstairs that Pigeon Lady had returned to the building. Although she gave no sign last night as to whether she was intent on reverting to her old ways, we can only assume that she'll forget to take her meds and start blasting Die Fledermaus and communing with her feathered friends any moment now.

Does anyone happen to have a high-powered rifle with silencer, automatic feeding chamber and infrared scope that we could borrow? For the pigeons, I mean. To...scare them.