Bid me up, Scotty

If you've ever wanted to slide deep into Captain Kirk's seat, now's your chance. Christie's is currently hosting an auction of Star Trek memorabilia spanning the show's 40-year history. Items up for bid include original scripts, set pieces, uniforms, weapons and full-scale models, some estimated to be sold for as much as $30,000.

Ssshhh. If you listen very carefully at the auction for Uhura's brassiere, you'll actually be able to hear the simultaneous release of millions of self-abusing Trekkies.