Rhinos Are Horny

Animal rights activists in Germany have started a campaign against a giant ferris wheel planned for Berlin on the basis that...wait for it...the wheel would inhibit rhinos at the local zoo from breeding. The wheel is intended to be a tourist attraction to rival the London Eye and will cost an estimated €120 million, making it the least well thought-out plan the Germans have had since opening the second front with Russia in 1941.

Rhinos are notoriously gunshy when it comes to doing the deed, but these protesters are going out on a bit of a limb here. If there's any reluctance on the rhinos' part to bump uglies, it probably has less to do with that big shiny wheel in the distance than it does with the frightening resemblance that the female rhino bears to Sarah Jessica Parker.