Bye-Bye, Boris

As long as I'm on the subject of presidents, former Russian president Boris Yeltsin kicked the bucket earlier today. I know, I was surprised, too. I thought he had punched in his ticket years ago. So ... I guess I should say something to mark the occasion. Hmmm.... Here's to Boris; he died as he had lived: fat and drunk off his ass.

Have you ever seen somebody make one of those fancy desserts like Bananas Foster or Crepes Suzette where they pour a whole bunch of Grand Marnier in the pan and light the whole thing on fire? Yeah, that's why they nixed the cremation.