Kim Jong Il is batshit insane

News agencies are reporting that North Korea fired short-range missiles towards the Sea of Japan this morning, proving once again that Kim Jong Il is nuttier than a five-layer fruitcake. While his people are busy starving to death, this guy is running around testing ballistic missiles, developing nuclear weapons and wearing sunglasses and jump suits that would have made even Elvis say "dayum". If it weren't for the Bush administration, he'd win the Worst Dictatorship award hands down every year.

Seriously, though, somebody's got to do something about this wack-job before he completely flips out and starts WW III. Apparently the US thinks it's ok for aggressive despotic lunatics to possess weapons of mass destruction as long as they don't eat hummus or have mustaches. Hmmmmmm. Wanna start a rumor about huge oil deposits being discovered under Pyongyang?

Update: Just to be clear, I am not suggesting that we invade North Korea just to get rid of Lil Kim. If history has taught us anything, it's that Korean wars inspire television series starring Alan Alda, and no one wants that.