From the Mouth of Pegs (Emasculating Double Feature)
After Yia Yia asked me to open a bottle of water for her because her hands were slippery:
Me (feigning arrogance): I guess you need a big strong man to open this up for you, huh?
Pegs: A big strong man? Oh no! Where on earth will we be able to find one at this hour?
Tonight, on the phone with Niki:
Niki: Did you guys buy a web cam today?
Me: No, we couldn't; all the stores are closed on Sunday.
Niki: Oh, that's ok. Young hasn't been able to set ours up yet.
Pegs: What? Isn't he, like, Asian?
3 comments:
Someone's going to hell for that last "Mouth of Pegs." I'm not saying who, though.
sort of like a twinky, i am yellow on the outside, but all white on the inside, which means i love buying electronics but cant figure out how to use them...btw, i was way cuter as a kid than the kid in that picture -- dont let my present looks fool you....
Young, you know I love you. I was just joking. You know I'm a smart ass. And sometimes just an ass.
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