Mouth of Pegs (Grading Edition)
On Friday night, Pegs and her friend Brooke went to a local bar to have a "girls night out". While they were there, a guy tried several times to buy them drinks:
Pegs: ... so that's when Brooke was like, "Hey, man, respect the boundaries, ok?"
Me: Seriously. So did he take the hint?
Pegs: Yeah, he left us alone after that. Still, he gets an "E" for trying.
(Pause)
Pegs: Wait, you get an "E" for effort, right? Yeah, that's right. I think for trying you get a star.
Pegs: ... so that's when Brooke was like, "Hey, man, respect the boundaries, ok?"
Me: Seriously. So did he take the hint?
Pegs: Yeah, he left us alone after that. Still, he gets an "E" for trying.
(Pause)
Pegs: Wait, you get an "E" for effort, right? Yeah, that's right. I think for trying you get a star.
1 comment:
I think Pegs should bring a packet of gold stars with her the next time she goes out to a bar.
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