Sacré Bleu

This was in our mailbox today. I'm not kidding. Why would anybody want to leave a country where you get free chocolate in the mail for no reason at all? For a split second I thought it might be Pigeon Lady playing a dirty trick on us. Trying to slip some arcenic laced chocolate to the stupid Americains. But the concierge type woman seemed to think the chocolate is legit.

Well, I guess there is only one way to find out. Lee, if I don't answer the phone, make sure I have clean underwear on before you call the police.