Thursday, February 10, 2011

Speaking in cheeks

This morning Pegs hopped in the shower while I visited my office; Pegs was still in the shower when I dethroned, and she asked me, "Did you say something?"
"Nope," I said.
"That's weird," she said. "I thought I heard something."
"You might have heard something, but I didn't say anything."
"Oh my God! Do you mean.... So I heard.... It sounded like you said 'hello' with a Greek accent!"
"Well," I said, pausing for effect, "they say that you've truly mastered a foreign language when you start farting in it."

2 comments:

P said...

I thought my dad was coming into our bathroom.

Derek said...

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww